my dad got into an argument with siri once
- dad:call bob
- siri:i can't get reception here
- dad:why the fuck can't you get reception?!
- siri:now, now, there is no need for bad language
- dad:i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
- siri:there are 13 job openings in your area
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- Benefits when you're cute:More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly:You don't get raped.
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